WE’RE STILL PROCRASTINATING
FIND NOTHING HERE
No excuses. We had the idea, the time, and the opportunity – and we still didn’t deliver. We procrastinated. Got distracted. Prioritized bullshit. So now you’re here, expecting something. But there’s nothing.
Because we didn’t do the work.
We’ve Failed At
Brand Design & Strategy
We tried to make it perfect. It looked fake.
So we broke it and built it raw — and that’s what works.
Social Media Management
We posted for likes, not for impact.
The algorithm ignored us. Our truth didn’t.
Audience Analytics
We obsessed over numbers.
Turns out, one real human beats a thousand empty clicks.
SEO
We ignored it.
Google ignored us. We failed successfully.
We’ll Show You How NOTHING Is Done
Here you could find text, but we’re still busy procrastinating and making ourselves feel productive by doing anything but the work that actually matters. We wake up early, clean the desk, alphabetize our apps, and spend three hours choosing the right playlist. Progress? Optional. Vibes? Immaculate.
No Recent Work
JUST NOTHING
- No recent work. No breakthroughs. No finish lines crossed.
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Not a single achieved goal.
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Dreams that stay dreams.
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Great ideas we never even started.
We are a museum of unfulfilled potential. A hall of paused projects. A shrine to distractions.
Just like YOU – we are our own limit. And we’re damn consistent at it.
👉 So sit back. Stay comfortable. Keep almost trying. You’re doing amazing at doing nothing. No success.
Failing Stories
„I had a great idea but was afraid to fail – someone else did it, and I watched the success that could’ve been mine.“
„Wrote a book*. Deleted it. Pure genius.“
*unfortunately, her book had the real potential to be a number one bestseller. Well done.
„Spent three years planning my startup. Never launched. Perfect record.
Next I invested all my savings in crypto at the peak. Legendary move.“